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You
must be bored if you're reading these.
Bios are designed to make everyone look good. After you're done here you'll believe we're
the 8th, 9th and 10th wonders of the world!!!
The truth is, combined, we've sold tens of millions of dollars
of real estate. We are full time agents and have been for years. (I think Doug started in 1925 or something)
We're
serious about our profession, but if we can't laugh at ourselves first we can't laugh at anything.
Although
based on truth this is just for fun. Enjoy!!
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Kent, once a stand-up comic, thinks he's "the
funniest guy in town." If that were true he'd still be on stage and not selling real estate. He blames
his demise as a comic because, he says, people compared him to Steve Martin and sometimes Lenny Bruce. Compared,
as in "not as funny." You may have heard of him by his stage name, Kent Jeffries, but we wouldn't be surprised
if you haven't.
Since making the jump to real estate, he's sold tens of dollars of property. We've tried
telling him that just because he printed a card that says "I are a Reelter" doesn't make him one, but he washes
the office windows and cleans the bathroom so we let him hang around. He thinks he's soon to be a musician because Beccy
tells him "if you keep that up, you'll be playing the harp."
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The only thing bigger than Doug's heart is Doug himself. Yet another
former entertainer, he was once the toast of Detroit and other great entertainment venues like Ann Arbor and Fort Wayne. Critics
and friends alike have been quoted as saying "his voice was made in Heaven," and it goes on to
say "but he sings like hell." He has almost half of an album (78 rpm) recorded and is looking forward to someday
singing with Frank Sinatra or Arthur Godfrey.
It didn't take long before he knew he couldn't make it in show
business, so when he celebrated his 90th birthday way back in 1980, (he's really not that old) he decided
to start selling real estate. He doubled his earnings in his first year compared to what he made
singing, spending the entire $450 on a car. "It's so much better not having to hitchhike to showings now"
he said, and from then on it was onward and upward.
We aren't
allowed to say anything bad about Beccy because if we do she makes us keep our paperwork in order and answer the phone
and other crummy stuff like that. She knows that without her we'd just be washed up has-beens and probably flipping
burgers or busing tables.
Beccy is a 5 Star Award Real Estate Agent "Best in Client Satisfaction" winner two
years in a row, chosen for her outstanding customer satisfaction. Five Star Real Estate Agents make up less than 7% of licensed
agents in the Sarasota area.
She tends to lead by example but we're not smart enough to follow, but why should we
if she carries the rest of us? So please, call her. We'll still be fed and she's much happier to see us when
coming back from a closing.
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Sharon is Doug's wife and assistant. It is said that behind every great man is a greater woman. In this case it's more in line of; behind every great
big man is a great cook. This is certainly true here, but Sharon's greatest contribution
is her vast knowledge and helpful demeanor. There is nothing better than having someone behind you picking up the pieces and
making sure everything is in order while at the same time holding a platter of roast beef. Mmm.
We don't allow Sharon's
phone number on this website any longer. Numerous times people have called her, but instead of buying a home decided to just
come over for dinner instead. Doug gets very angry when he can't have thirds and it leaves very little leftovers the next
day for the rest of us to swipe from the fridge when he brings it in for lunch.
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